“This is not funny really, I know a lot of children affected by this craziness.  They are truly hungry!  The kids I know are not even close to obese, and they’ve begun to look kind of pale.  I’m sorry I don’t normally attack someone even someone I don’t like for their appearance, but the first lady and the first children are not exactly THIN! Below are a few of the tweets.  WARNING some of them contain foul language. “

GQ ruffled the feathers of Michelle Obama fans yesterday by naming the first lady to its list of “25 Least Influential People Alive,” but her influence looms large in the nation’s school cafeterias. Voters turned out in force to demand a second helping of Barack Obama, but Michelle’s signature effort, the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, has left a lot of hungry kids hoping for a change back to larger lunches.

Dang, I gotta get used to the super small school lunches (thanks to Michelle Obama) all over again since I ate so much over the break.—
Taylor Brooks (@brookstaylorh) November 26, 2012

It’s not the first sign of a student uprising against #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu, which earlier this year inspired a hit YouTube parody, “We Are Hungry.” Now, with not a Twinkie in sight as far as the eye can see, the kids are getting cranky.

#ThoughtsDuringSchool what is up with this lunch, Michelle Obama?#ImHungry—
Aaliya Berry (@aaliyalashan) November 29, 2012

Thank you, Michelle Obama. No really. Thank you. Us athletes are just completely full after a lunch like thi instagr.am/p/Sg4JrNRbps/—
Adam Shinn (@Shinnaynay15) November 27, 2012

Michelle Obama🔫 you made our bad school lunches worse.#congratulations—
Carrie. (@getcarriedawaay) November 26, 2012

#ImNotAFanOf Michelle Obama’s low-calorie school lunches #biggirlprobz—
bree fredrick (@BreeezyF_baby) November 28, 2012

“@BreeezyF_baby: #ImNotAFanOf Michelle Obama’s low-calorie school lunches #biggirlprobz” no shit! #bull #weneedfood !!!!—
sarah marvin (@sarah_anmari) November 28, 2012

Thank You For Making School Lunches Smaller, “Healthy”, Michelle Obama. Now, Our Children are hungry: nokidhungry.org—
  (@M7BabyKitten) November 27, 2012

I just want to say thank you Michelle Obama for making our school lunches crap. #NeverAnythingGood #JustTrynaEat—
Sophie buelow (@s_buelow04) November 29, 2012

Yo Michelle Obama pls stop fuckin up the school lunches why ru tryna make school even worse we can’t all have ur toned arms ok—
Anna Levinson (@annalevinsonxx) November 28, 2012

thanks Michelle Obama for making me starve at lunch. #singleservingmyass—
Katie Lindloff (@KatieLindloff) November 28, 2012

Michelle Obama are you president? Are you my mom? No. So stop telling me how many calories I’m allowed to have at lunch. #IWANTBACON—
Nicolette Krall (@Nicolettttteeee) November 27, 2012

Sick and tired of Michelle Obama taking our condiments, juices and good foods out of our schools! #NOTPRESIDENT #STRIKE on school lunch!!—
Chelsea Lynn (@Chelynn_22) November 26, 2012

Read the rest of the kid’s tweets here

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